Free Blogger: MILF HUNTER - MILFHUNTER gave Maura a kiss on the top of her head and like the night before Maura kissed me on the lips and quickly probed my lips with her tongue. This time, however, when she broke the kiss the stood up in front of me and asked, "Do I have a nice body?" She didn't wait for an answer before saying, "Am I fat?"
Well, having been married I quickly realized this is one of the trap questions women ask. If they are and you say yes, well, you're screwed of course and if you say no they say, "But you think I'm fat don't you?" Maura was a regular at a local gym and her body was in great shape although she did in fact carry a few extra pounds. When I gulped Maura laughed and said, "That's okay, I know I'm not but why would Gail say I am." She paused only briefly enough to belt out the words, "The bitch!" Then she said, "You like my tits don't you?"
This question coming from a straight woman would thrill me but from Maura it confused me, not what I would expect her to say. I gulped again and said, "Well yeah, of course. I like tits."